The Story
Built by a Clown Who Can't Code 🤡
February 2026. No funding. No team. Just Claude AI and Chicago hustle.
SPUNK 13 — registered in Illinois. Real business. Real receipts. Check them →
FAQ
Questions?
Wait, you can't actually code?
Correct. I use Claude AI to write every line of code. That's the entire point of vibe coding — you describe what you want, AI builds it. I've done this 220+ times. It works.
How fast can you build my site?
Most single websites are done in 24 hours or less. Multi-site packages take 3-7 days. I've built 31 repos in a single day before.
What kind of sites can you build?
Landing pages, tool sites, blogs, portfolios, directories, marketplaces, meme generators, crypto tools, link-in-bio platforms, ebook stores, and more. If it runs in a browser, I can build it.
Will the code be good quality?
For marketing sites, content sites, and tools — yes. I wouldn't build a banking app or healthcare system this way. But for 95% of business websites, vibe-coded sites are fast, clean, and SEO-optimized. My 220+ live sites are the proof.
Do you do maintenance after?
Yes — monthly retainers start at $500/month. Includes updates, new content, bug fixes, and SEO improvements. Or I can train your team to maintain it themselves.
Can you teach my team to vibe code?
Absolutely. Team workshops are $300/seat (10-20 seats). 2 hours of live demos, hands-on exercises, and my exact workflow. Your team leaves building.
What about hosting costs?
$0. Every site I build runs on GitHub Pages (free) or Cloudflare Pages (free). You only pay for your domain name (~$10-15/year). That's it.
Why should I hire you instead of an agency?
Speed and price. Agencies take 4-8 weeks and charge $15K-$60K. I take 24 hours and charge $1K-$5K. Plus I've built more sites in a month than most agencies build in a year.
Check the receipts.